I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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