the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Randomize
