He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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