You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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