i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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