question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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