Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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