I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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