Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
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