Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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