girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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