It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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