So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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