dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Randomize
