Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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