windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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