I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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