How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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