I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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