You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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