Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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