I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Randomize
