I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I don't think brook has ever known best
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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