how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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