I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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