Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Randomize
