I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Randomize
