The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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