i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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