im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Help. Why am I so naked?
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