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Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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