I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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