I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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