Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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