I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Enjoy the penises
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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