So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Barsexuality is the new black.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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