Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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