and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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