I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
it was like eating out sand paper
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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