Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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