is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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