"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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