Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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