You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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