I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
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