yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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