omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i can't believe i had my finger in that
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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