I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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