Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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