Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
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