Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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