i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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