She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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