She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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