i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
