You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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