I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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