what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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