i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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